When you're searching for a funny 50th birthday poem, it can be very hard to find exactly the right words to fit the person whose 50th birthday it actually is. You want to make it funny, special, uplifting - right? That's where I can help. Hello, my name is Allen Jesson and I write funny gift poetry for every occasion, including funny 50th birthday poems.

Now, of course, as every poem is uniquely written, so every funny 50th birthday poem is different, obviously including all the funny, personal and embarrassing moments that you wish to use. To be honest, although the poems can be 'roast', I always include a 'toast', rounding off the poem with some heartfelt sentiments (because the birthday boy or girl is obviously important to you or else you wouldn't be looking for a funny 50th birthday poem to mark this important milestone, would you?).